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...from the archives, for the anniversary...
From: "petertrustram"
Date: Wed Nov 20, 2002 1:25 pm
Subject: Lamb Kebab in Bournemouth
It is with deep regret that I have to inform you all that Dolly the
inflatable sheep and item of affection to the Sickbus travellers and
at least one bus visitor, was critically wounded at last night's
Alice Cooper concert in Bournemouth. Towards the end of the show the
excitement of the moment was clearly too much for Dolly, as she
launched herself from under Jollyjon's protective arms towards the
stage. Unfortunately Alice was ready for any stage invaders and ran
her through with his sword. At first it looked like she was just
winded, but once the sword was withdrawn, she withered and collapsed
on the floor. In a show of protest at this barbarous act to a fellow
animal, a naked chicken threw itself onto the stage, only to be
thrown back from whence it came by a bemused Cooper.
- Pete Trustram
Bournemouth, Tuesday, 2002-11-19:
The show was excellent. Alice and the band were really getting into it,
very energetic. The day off must have rested them well. JollyJon bought
Dolly along (the blow up sheep bus mascot) and thru her up on stage.
Alice seized the moment and skewered her right away. During Cold Ethyl,
he held her lifeless corpse and sang to her.
- George Orlay
Such sad news about Dolly though. Its a lesson learned by at least one female
fan that can't keep her hands away when the Master gets close.
- Sharon
I have learned a lesson from Dolly and shall try and keep my hands
to myself when the Master is near...
- Queeny =8=
...........Oh Poor Dolly,I Hardly Knew Ye...........Rest In Peace
- tks
I see no humour in the murder of your dear Dolly.
But I think she shall return when you're least expecting it Jon, when you're
sitting drinking coffee one morning yawning sleepily.
I hate to spoil the surprise, but I had to let you know. It'll seem kind of
awkward, but don't be afraid. Time hasn't changed her point of view.
- Guttercat
I have studied the photograghic evidence and I do believe Alice
looks remorseful in the pic of him clutching the now deceased Dolly
to his chest.
Was Dolly subjected to the same fate as 'The Chicken' and ripped to
shreads by a bloodthirsty crowd?
- Queeny =8=
no, dolly was plastic. the original chicken tasted like plastic, lol.
- hywel.
I didn't have the chance to properly acquaint myself with Dolly. Alas I
could see that JollyJon was keeping a close eye on me.
However I was privileged to see her peeking out from the jolly one's sleepng
quarters on the Sickbus, as she was in turn keeping an eye on him.
Jon, were you able to obtain a sample of Dolly's DNA before this Brutal
incident took place?
- Steve(Guttercat)
Steve or may I call you Stephanie ?
your covetous glances towards Dolly on the Sickbus during her final
hours did not go unnoticed. I can tell you in confidence (no one else
will be listening) that Dolly told me she had a soft spot for you you
know.
thanks to superfan Mr Michael Dolly's flaccid corpse was recovered
and has been laid to rest in a bespoke cardboard casket. who knows
what modern cloning techniques might do for me.
i am fortunate that Dolly's half sister Ethyl has come to stay and is
as we speak offering me solace.
bless you Stephanie...
- jj
i dont want to say this, but i witnessed a dolly being sabred by my hero in
cardiff. whilst i wept, my daughter and company laughed their socks off.
how dare you.
- hywel.
mr branch is right it was A dolly not THE Dolly, she, THE Dolly was murdered
in Bournemouth by Mr Cooper. the Cardiff stunt was no more than an homage to
the original with three clones in attendance.
i also received reports today that Dolly was seen in Sweden in a sex shop in
the last few days. Also as I told Erik H its not true just another clone.
- jj
From: "petertrustram"
Date: Wed Nov 20, 2002 1:25 pm
Subject: Lamb Kebab in Bournemouth
It is with deep regret that I have to inform you all that Dolly the
inflatable sheep and item of affection to the Sickbus travellers and
at least one bus visitor, was critically wounded at last night's
Alice Cooper concert in Bournemouth. Towards the end of the show the
excitement of the moment was clearly too much for Dolly, as she
launched herself from under Jollyjon's protective arms towards the
stage. Unfortunately Alice was ready for any stage invaders and ran
her through with his sword. At first it looked like she was just
winded, but once the sword was withdrawn, she withered and collapsed
on the floor. In a show of protest at this barbarous act to a fellow
animal, a naked chicken threw itself onto the stage, only to be
thrown back from whence it came by a bemused Cooper.
- Pete Trustram
Bournemouth, Tuesday, 2002-11-19:
The show was excellent. Alice and the band were really getting into it,
very energetic. The day off must have rested them well. JollyJon bought
Dolly along (the blow up sheep bus mascot) and thru her up on stage.
Alice seized the moment and skewered her right away. During Cold Ethyl,
he held her lifeless corpse and sang to her.
- George Orlay
Such sad news about Dolly though. Its a lesson learned by at least one female
fan that can't keep her hands away when the Master gets close.
- Sharon
I have learned a lesson from Dolly and shall try and keep my hands
to myself when the Master is near...
- Queeny =8=
...........Oh Poor Dolly,I Hardly Knew Ye...........Rest In Peace
- tks
I see no humour in the murder of your dear Dolly.
But I think she shall return when you're least expecting it Jon, when you're
sitting drinking coffee one morning yawning sleepily.
I hate to spoil the surprise, but I had to let you know. It'll seem kind of
awkward, but don't be afraid. Time hasn't changed her point of view.
- Guttercat
I have studied the photograghic evidence and I do believe Alice
looks remorseful in the pic of him clutching the now deceased Dolly
to his chest.
Was Dolly subjected to the same fate as 'The Chicken' and ripped to
shreads by a bloodthirsty crowd?
- Queeny =8=
no, dolly was plastic. the original chicken tasted like plastic, lol.
- hywel.
I didn't have the chance to properly acquaint myself with Dolly. Alas I
could see that JollyJon was keeping a close eye on me.
However I was privileged to see her peeking out from the jolly one's sleepng
quarters on the Sickbus, as she was in turn keeping an eye on him.
Jon, were you able to obtain a sample of Dolly's DNA before this Brutal
incident took place?
- Steve(Guttercat)
Steve or may I call you Stephanie ?
your covetous glances towards Dolly on the Sickbus during her final
hours did not go unnoticed. I can tell you in confidence (no one else
will be listening) that Dolly told me she had a soft spot for you you
know.
thanks to superfan Mr Michael Dolly's flaccid corpse was recovered
and has been laid to rest in a bespoke cardboard casket. who knows
what modern cloning techniques might do for me.
i am fortunate that Dolly's half sister Ethyl has come to stay and is
as we speak offering me solace.
bless you Stephanie...
- jj
i dont want to say this, but i witnessed a dolly being sabred by my hero in
cardiff. whilst i wept, my daughter and company laughed their socks off.
how dare you.
- hywel.
mr branch is right it was A dolly not THE Dolly, she, THE Dolly was murdered
in Bournemouth by Mr Cooper. the Cardiff stunt was no more than an homage to
the original with three clones in attendance.
i also received reports today that Dolly was seen in Sweden in a sex shop in
the last few days. Also as I told Erik H its not true just another clone.
- jj