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Allegedly Alice Cooper Allegedly

It must be true we found it on the www ...

- it goes without saying that none of this bollo represents the views of the Alice Cooper Allegedly its just a page of dross harvested off the internet, OK ? - jubbly -

... such as Alice Cooper (whose father was allegedly a stake president in Arizona and who excommunicated his own son after Alice went on stage dressed only in temple garments, appropriately dyed red)

Allegedly Alice Cooper lied about having affairs with pastry.

From a conversation, allegedly, in a 1976 biology lab: The indomitable Mrs Berry : "Some girl has been defacing my new desks! Would Alice Cooper please stand up immediately!" Laugh? - We nearly fell off our platforms!

Vanian's (The Damned) own history allegedly included singing "I Love the Dead" and "Dead Babies" while working as a gravedigger.

The opener on side 1, "Mr. and Misdemeanour" (a pun), is merely average but it does feature some nice slide guitar. Lucky Luciano and Kenny Passarelli get a name check. Lucky Luciano was supposedly a gangster who had hired Alice Cooper to support John Mayall, the blues master in New Jersey. When the band asked for their fee, Luciano allegedly said "you're playing for fun - play again." With some encouragement from Lucianos' gang, the band played again - for fun!!! (Andy Michael)

In 1996 Boone released an album of heavy-metal rock songs under the title “Pat Boone in a Metal Mood -- No More Mr. Nice Guy.” There were songs by openly demonic rock groups such as Alice Cooper. Not even an allegedly!

According to Northampton Police Officer Michael York, Reiman's body was found in a bushy area along the Hokendauqua Creek, Northampton, clad in a red and black shirt. York said two wounds could be found underneath the shirt, penetrating an additional blue shirt the victim was wearing. York testified the wounds found on the dead man's body were caused by bullets, determined by testing to come from a Russian assault rifle belonging to Mead and dubbed "Alice Cooper." - allegedly


Dr Eugene Landy, a psychologist who had successfully treated other troubled stars such as Rod Steiger and Alice Cooper - allegedly.

One 14 year old boy in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, was allegedly so consumed with trying to copy his Rock idol that he died while attempting to imitate Alice Cooper hanging himself.


From the Book of Microsoft (allegedly) - And the Lord said unto them, "I tell you this, it is easier for Alice Cooper to enter the gates of heaven than for a Pentium to run Windows95."


Q: What's the story on Alice Cooper's conversion allegedly ?
A: Nobody in the public seems quite sure. It apparently happened around the time of the Wayne's World movie. Soon after that, someone gave Cooper a golf video (Cooper is an avid golfer) which had a promo spot by R. C. Sproul. Vince's (Alice's real, offstage name) wife, Sheryl, recognized Sproul from the covers of some books her parents had sent them. They dig out the books, and it's the same guy. They phone Sheryl's dad to get the scoop on Sproul. Her dad suggests they check out an upcoming conference Sproul is doing. He was really seeking the Lord, and participated in public worship. People who spoke with him there found him meek and humble.


Tom Fleming , president of the Rockford Institute in Rockford, Illinois (allegedly). Every society has sick, insane and evil people like Marilyn Manson and Alice Cooper, the conservative social critic comments, "but not every society makes them rich and admired. Anyone has the political right to enrich themselves in any legal way they wish. What sickens me is the spectacle of thousands of middle-class business people, pillars of the community, peddling this poison-rap music that calls for the murder of police and neighbours."


Previous musical acts allegedly inspired by the Dark One have had no trouble touring Australia.... Alice Cooper, who now visits Australia exclusively to appear on daytime chat shows and play golf.

Allegedly, Alice was a little embarrassed by the "We're Not Worthy!" part of Wayne's World.


Alice Cooper allegedly passed a bucket around a concert audience challenging them to spit,etc. in it after which he drank the filled bucket on stage and vomited.

The name changed twice more, to the Nazz, and finally to The Alice Cooper Band, named allegedly after a witch who Furnier accidentally summoned during a Ouija board session.

Alice Cooper (allegedly the name of a 17th century witch who spoke to Furnier via ouija board) in 1969.

After Cooper allegedly squashed some live baby chicks, Zappa supposedly picked up a plastic spoon and ate a plate of steaming faeces.

Cooper's music publisher suing KISS creative forces Paul Stanley and Bruce Kulick for allegedly swiping an Alice classic.

Alice Cooper allegedly biting the head of a chicken off during his concerts.

Alice Cooper who allegedly conjured the spirit of a 17th century witch with the same name during a Ouija session.

Alice parades what is allegedly Marilyn Manson's head around the stage.

The original Alice Cooper was allegedly the sister of a witch killed during the Salem witch-hunts who, seeking a better life in another time, poisoned herself.

"Although, being dropped from an Alice Cooper tour after only two dates as support does give them some credibility." (allegedly for being too weird).

Allegedly, while on a plane trip, Alice was seated next to a little old lady. After chatting for a while, she told Alice that she was going to take a nap. When the plane landed, Alice tried to wake her only to find out she had died in her sleep.

Meanwhile we will have to wait for the Boxset to be released August 8th 1995 allegedly.

That is no heavier than Alice introducing hanging from a noose to the rock n roll world where young kids could (and did) try to emulate him and kill themselves (which allegedly happened in one case.)

There was an item where Alice allegedly changed his name to Alice Coper until he could raise enough $$ to pay for the second 'O' in the HOLLYWOOD sign.

Yes, it's been a funny old life being Alice Cooper. One day you're puking blood and throwing a chicken to it's death, the next you're playing golf with the US president. Allegedly.

Maybe You remember Alice Cooper only as the guy who (allegedly) killed chickens and wrote songs about dead babies.